Sup guys, here again after ten years... well feels like ten years to me but whatever. I've been home relaxing, playing video games (bought GRAW 2 yesterday again, SWEET!), and eating junk. Yep the good life until September when I'm off to college to become a gym teacher to just chill and get paid to tell kids to do push ups and run laps.
Felt like putting that in here... don't know why but yeaaaaa....... |
But that's not what I'm here to talk about! I'll talk about that some other time, don't you worry fellow peoples! I'm here to talk about the THUNDER that is HEAVY METAL! Heavy metal: viewed by sheeples as loud, screaming music that is "WACK" -______- These assholes don't even know what the hell they're talking about and I won't even get into it. You arrogant little pricks could go back to listening to your talentless, corporate shit. That just means more music for the real music lovers!
I love heavy metal and my favorite sub genre is Thrash. I like Sabbath, Priest, Saxon, Maiden, Zeppelin and all the originators of the genre but, in my opinion, Thrash is the epitome of Metal. Bands like Metallica (before Black album), Megadeth, Anthrax, Testament, Slayer, Nuclear Assault, and Exodus were out making people bang their heads into walls, making blood spill, and them laughing and having a good time! Great times, only I wish I lived in those times. Sadly, I'm stuck in the new millennium. Oh well, what can I do? Build a time machine?
Google is my time machine |
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Unlike today's bullshit, Thrash had some of the best musicianship in the world at the time. It was like these guys pull out their music out of their ass, seriously! How Metallica came out with four OUT OF THIS WORLD albums in just 5 years is amazing. How every Slayer song you listen to magically makes you headbang is amazing. How Nuclear Assualt's lyrics make you want to go kick ass is amazing. How Exodus makes you want to kill everyone in their concert is amazing. How Slipknot makes you want to go to Hot Topic and buy Tripp Pants is amazing. Uh huh....
I'm tired of these damn kids always saying how the old music sucks or how heavy metal sucks. What sucks is your fucking music taste you damn imbeciles! These kids think they're badass listening to Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, and other bullshit bands that suck fuckin' ass! They can't even handle the awesomeness of HEAVY METAL!