Heavy Metal Thunder!!!

Sup guys, here again after ten years... well feels like ten years to me but whatever. I've been home relaxing, playing video games (bought GRAW 2 yesterday again, SWEET!), and eating junk. Yep the good life until September when I'm off to college to become a gym teacher to just chill and get paid to tell kids to do push ups and run laps.

Felt like putting that in here... don't know why but yeaaaaa.......

But that's not what I'm here to talk about! I'll talk about that some other time, don't you worry fellow peoples! I'm here to talk about the THUNDER that is HEAVY METAL! Heavy metal: viewed by sheeples as loud, screaming music that is "WACK" -______-   These assholes don't even know what the hell they're talking about and I won't even get into it. You arrogant little pricks could go back to listening to your talentless, corporate shit. That just means more music for the real music lovers!

I love heavy metal and my favorite sub genre is Thrash. I like Sabbath, Priest, Saxon, Maiden, Zeppelin and all the originators of the genre but, in my opinion, Thrash is the epitome of Metal. Bands like Metallica (before Black album), Megadeth, Anthrax, Testament, Slayer, Nuclear Assault, and Exodus were out making people bang their heads into walls, making blood spill, and them laughing and having a good time! Great times, only I wish I lived in those times. Sadly, I'm stuck in the new millennium. Oh well, what can I do? Build a time machine?

Google is my time machine

\m/

Unlike today's bullshit, Thrash had some of the best musicianship in the world at the time. It was like these guys pull out their music out of their ass, seriously! How Metallica came out with four OUT OF THIS WORLD albums in just 5 years is amazing. How every Slayer song you listen to magically makes you headbang is amazing. How Nuclear Assualt's lyrics make you want to go kick ass is amazing. How Exodus makes you want to kill everyone in their concert is amazing. How Slipknot makes you want to go to Hot Topic and buy Tripp Pants is amazing. Uh huh....

I'm tired of these damn kids always saying how the old music sucks or how heavy metal sucks. What sucks is your fucking music taste you damn imbeciles! These kids think they're badass listening to Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, and other bullshit bands that suck fuckin' ass! They can't even handle the awesomeness of HEAVY METAL!

Lazy Sunday

Its a Sunday and that means boredom (for me anyways). So here's some vids that I have on my favorites on Youtube for those who are bored also...

The Big Pun Of Iraq

You think Iraqis don't get down? Look how this little dude kicks some kids ass for messing around with his girl.

The Matrix: Ping Pong Sessions

You will never look at Ping Pong again... pure awesomeness

Real Warfare

Can't wait for graphics to actually be this good >:]

Poor kid :-/

Haha we all remember this one but here it is with Street Fighter 2 sound effects xD

And last but not least...

Sorry but I had to put this. One of my favorite all time wrestlers and I haven't wrote about him yet? Oh hell no! Well here you go Chris. May you rest in peace.

If any of you are offended by me putting his song up I just want to say that I'm sorry and I don't respect what he did to his family but I do respect what he did for wrestling and keeping it alive with Eddie for all those years they were in the business. May you both rest in peace!

My day yesterday... If you want to hear it

Well I didn't make a post yesterday guys, I'm sorry, but the day was awesome yesterday. It was about 60 degrees outside here in NYC and it's about the same today but I just had to make a post cuz I love you guys. So yesterday I decide to just take a break and go play handball at Flushing with my wife (I'm from Queens) So we went and guess what... all the handball courts were still filled with ice from the blizzard that occurred a few weeks ago. FUUUCCCKKKK!!! I was pissed since we paid 9 bucks for the trip. But thankfully there were some dudes there who got a shovel and cleaned it up a bit. That was awesome except one thing, I got the most painful chest pain/cramp (I have no idea what it was) and it was not going away.

Here's a bit of Flushing for those who never been there. Yep, it's a Chinatown but a pretty cool place

At the park, we met up with my friend Javier and then with my bro David after he got out of school since his school is in Flushing. Then the dudes who cleaned up left after they played. Man these guys love handball! It took them probably 2 hours to clean the court and they only played for 15 minutes! I wouldn't do that unless it was to play football (soccer for ze Americans). So then we got in the court I still had my chest pains so I couldn't play. So my wife played against Javier while me and David were just in the side relaxing.

While we were just chillin there, a Chinese couple started laughing at my bro for some reason. I don't know if it was his ironic Hispanic afro or because his pants were on the ground (yep, he wears em' like that SMH). But you know what, we're relaxing and it's a beautiful day so we just let it go. When we decide to go (thank God because the pain I had became unbearable) coincidentally that same couple is leaving also. My bro is a fast walker so he gets to the park exit first. Me, my wife, and my friend are behind the couple that started shit. I didn't know this but when David walked past them the girl said "Pull up your pants, I'd help you but you're sweaty" but he just kept walking. He then stopped at the exit to wait for us and when she passed (we got to the exit at the same time as the couple) he told the girl "You sed sumptin" (yep, exactly like that haha). She then hid behind her fat chink boyfriend and said "No I was talking to him". David then said "I thought so". That's when the dude decided to go chigga on my bro saying "Yo son, watch who you messin' wit, you a lil' kid". Yea, a fat Chino in his mid 30's messing with my bro who's 15, that dude was badass. My adrenaline pumped but I kept cool and told him "Relax" and my wife told him "You're an adult messing with a kid" so I guess that got pass the duck sauce in his brain and he realized he looked like a total loser in front of his girl and his other friend that was with him. If he would've decided to lay a finger on my bro he would've been dead, seriously. It was four us and one fat chino (his other friend didn't look like he was gonna do something since he was looking at him like he was a retard but even if he did we would've kicked his ass also).So we just went home and I was really tired so I fell asleep once I got there. I was so tired I just woke up at 6 in the morning today which means I slept about 16 hours.

So I know this is the first time I've talked about my life outside this blog but I don't think you guys mind. If you guys do, however, just tell me and I'll stick to what this blog has to deliver which is rants and other funny shit that I find hilarious. So in the comments below tell me...

Should I post up things that happen in my life in his blog? Or should I "keep it real"?

Thanks and stay tuned!

Attitude is back baby!!!!

So I was browsing around my facebook yesterday and I see and update from my friend saying that the Rock has came back to the WWE!!! Then I commented "Where the Cenafags at now!!!!" (I hate Cena, he ruined WWE). So I get up today and I see the full episode of Raw and at the end The Rock came out (I cried a bit and had goosebumps of course) and announced that he will host Wrestlemania! But what I'm really excited for is that attitude is back because he also announced that he is never leaving again!!!

When wrestling wasn't this PG bullshit and every match was exciting.

I mean, seriously, who the hell watches wrestling nowadays? That shit has been getting worse and worse every year with Vince trying to make it a "family friendly" show. Who the hell gave him the idea that huge 200+ pound men could be family friendly?! And all the backstage stuff sucks too! All these new wrestlers suck and have no mic skills except for Cena but that dude is fuckin' cancer! The only people that is keeping WWE alive is Undertaker, Edge, Shawn, HHH, JR, and King! (I would say Matt and Jeff too but they left WWE unfortunately)

Nuff' said

 Who remembers when Raw really was a damn War?! Every match was electrifying and you would never see something coming! And who could forget all those unforgettable moments? From Undertaker almost killing Mankind in Hell in a Cell to DX's shenanigans to Stone Cold stunnering Vince all the time to the very first TLC match with the Hardy Boyz, Edge and Christian, and the Dudley Boys!

I haven't seen WWE in a long time (since Matt and Jeff Hardy left to TNA) but I'm definitely going to star watching again. Some of the matches were even exciting in that episode... seriously!!! I'm stoked because WWE hasn't been the same since it became WWE. I pray that WWF's soul takes control of WWE and give us the excitement that the attitude era gave us! I miss all the cussing, violence, table smashing, chair slamming, high flying action that use to be in EVERY WWF episode, not just pay per views! Back then, every episode was as big as pay per view!  

I'm hoping this is Vince realizing that his show has been sucking cock for so long with his PG shit and it's time to give the real fans what they want and deserved! We've been waiting for hope for so long and the Rock coming back is the last glimmer of it.

I'm trying out this Amazon Associates thing so here are some awesome games that I use to play back in the glory days of WWF. If you feel nostalgic then just click on the game, buy, and you'll be back in the 90s like nothing. Thanks for viewing and STAY TUNED! Oh and if you find this Amazon thing annoying just tell me and I'll stop putting these up, thanks!

 

Phones

Hey guys I'm trying to figure out what phone I should buy and in what service. I'm getting really serious about blogging and supporting you guys also that I want to do it on the go also. 

Thinking of getting this, not sure though

I've been seeing the Virgin Mobile commercials that say they have unlimited text, email, web, and data for 25 dollars a month. Yea, it sounds fuckin' SWEET!!! But I don't know if their service is good over here in New York City so if anyone could let me know I'll appreciate it. But I also want to know...

What phone service has the best deal and service and what phone should I get??? Answer in the comments below and stay tuned!

Video games to look foward to in 2011

Sorry for not making a post yesterday guys. I decided to take the day off to relax with my wife (since I hate valentines day so you could say yesterday made up for it) but I'm back baby to entertain you guys with a daily dose of  __________enter what this blog gives you a daily dose of_____________!!!

So today lets talk video games. Oh how we love our video games huh guys? Well, in my opinion, most video games suck ass now. There are only 2-3 good titles coming out every year and the rest is just bullcrap! I remember when I had my PS1 and PS2 (golden age of video gaming) and awesome video games were popping out of nowhere left and right! It was overwhelmingly awesome!

But this year seems like it might be a year of change. This year might bring enlightenment to developer's minds and they'll, for once, try to be original. I don't know if you guys know this but originality = awesomeness. I haven't heard of any original games coming out this year (just Ilomilo but that was an arcade game but a really good game nonetheless) but these are the games I'm looking foward to that were original when they first came out.

When I saw the teaser in last year Spike TV's Video Game Awards (this was the only good part of those 2 hours of FAIL) I almost started crying! Seriously, I think a tear or two came out! I played the shit out of Oblivion and now with this one they're remaking the game engine and the whole game will (hopefully) look ten times better. Oblivion is known for it's breathing, realistic world, so imagine how Skyrim is going to look like! And also, there's gonna be dragons and a new language was made for this game! That's how EPIC it's going to be!

I saw gameplay of this game in E3 2010 and it was unbelievable. Ghost Recon is going even more in the future in this game and it looks awesome. For me Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 was the most overlooked war game when it came out. People were out playing Call Of Duty 4 because they just couldn't handle the difficulty of multiplayer or they were just single-minded video gamers (posers). I just hope Ubi Soft didn't decide to make this game more mainstream (COD like) because I'd be pissed. Why trade something original with something that sucks ass? Oh yea, for the money *shaking my head*

I know it may not come out this year but I definitely am excited to play as ninja Raiden and seeing his story between MGS 2 and MGS 4. From the little that I know, it's enought to just jizz my pants. Here's some gameplay of it that they showed on E3...

And of course there are some honorable mentions like Marvel vs Capcom 3 (cousin's getting it today from our local game store), Crysis 2, Dead Space 2, and I guess that's it. But I'm sure there's a lot of other games coming out this year that might be good also.

Tell me what are your most anticipated video games for this year in the comments below and stay tuned my fellow bloggers!

When is the end of the world???

2012 is upon us! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!.... says the average 12 year old (or feeble-minded adult... or someone who's right). What if they are right? What if it's true that the world is going to end in 2012? 

Chickens might just have their revenge soon in 2012....

Well, I don't think so (I'm Christian, besides the cussing) but of course I'm human and I think about these things. Armageddon is a touchy subject but there's no denying it's going to happen. We don't know when or how the world is going to end or if it's not and it's just us who are going to be obliterated from our Earth. There have been many dates that were supposed to be the last day of Earth. I'm sure you've all heard of Y2K where all machines and crap are going to turn against us because of the turn of a new millennium (2000) and June 6, 2006 (6/6/06). But listen to this.....

When I was about 14, I was always thinking about stuff like this (conspiracies, UFOs, the Illuminati) and I thought really hard about 2012 also and I figured something out. Y2K, which was supposedly the end of the world in 2000, never happened. Six years later, June 6, 2006 came upon us.... and nothing happened!!! I know what you guys are thinking.... well actually I don't  but listen to this!!! These are the years that were (in 2012's case might be) supposed that the world will end: 2000, 2006, 2012. Three years.... six years apart each.... 666. 

I love days like these... but they could be a disaster in disguise...

It was a scary find for me and to this day I have always thought about it. I don't know how you, my fellow bloggers/followers might take this but in my opinion it's something to think about. 

Thanks for listening and stay tuned and tell me what you guys think in the comments!!!

What do you guys think of GWB???

As you guys know George W. Bush was a great president... or not. But anyways, that's besides the point. 

What do you guys think of George? 

 George Bush and Tony Blair approves of Rants That You Will Love.

And I'm not talking about his presidency, I want to hear what you guys think of him personally. In my honest opinion, I would love to hang out with Bush. The dude is hilarious! From all his unforgettable quotes to him reminding us of Poland, this guys is awesome! Hell if I could I'd get high with him (but the love of my life would not approve) and just laugh the day off with the guy! Ok, you guys got me... YES! I did get the idea from Harold and Kumar but so what!? It would be sweet to chill with Bush when he's chopped outa his mind!

So in the comments below post you're opinion and stay tuned for my next rant!  

Pants on the Ground

Hey guys, it's time for another damn rant! OH YEA!!! I bet that you guys already know what I'm going to rant about by just looking at the title. If not then I'll leave this here for you....

Rest In Peace Larry Platt, a real martyr :'(

So yea...... what the FUCK! I mean seriously, what the hell is so damn intriguing about putting your damn pants below your ass! And notice how I don't say kids because there's even adults doing this shit! Everywhere I go I see people constantly lifting their pants so they wont fall off. In my opinion it's disgusting.

Hey dude you're so fuckin' cool with your pants down there, and that studded/bb belt is ironic and awesome too! I LOVE YOUR ORIGINALITY!!!

Seriously, this is the reason why there's so many kids getting arrested... THEY CAN'T RUN FROM THE COPS LIKE THAT!!! I'm not being racist or anything (I'm hispanic... even though I look white) but if the minority (and white gangstas) would put their pants where they belong, there would be less of them in jail since their chances of getting away from the pigs would go up to 500%!!!!

 Thank God for these dumbasses and their low pants huh Hunnigan?

I remember last year, when I was in high school, that a lot of people stopped wearing their pants low. It was a sigh of relief for me and I actually thought that people were actually getting smart again. But this year, it came back. Everyone is wearing their pants on the ground and they look like fools! I bet you the arrest rate is going to be higher in 2011 then it was in 2010!

I know I sound like a douche for actually caring what people are wearing now but it annoys me seeing people that look like they shitted themselves, walk like penguins, or have their bollocks in the floor! *sigh* I actually feel like an idiot for ranting about this but I just had to get it out of my chest. Little things like this, in my opinion, is what's throwing the integrity and intelligence of this country down the gutter! Countries from around the world think of the United States as place full of retards and this is just one reason why (it's a really small reason but a reason nevertheless).

So in the comments below I want to know your opinion my fellow bloggers and stay tuned to Rants That You Will Love!

150 Awesome Followers!!!!

I want to thank everyone who's following me and supporting! You guys are awesome and for following, you guys are going to get the best blog posts you've ever seen (maybe... possibly)!!!!!! Thanks again and I fuckin' love you guys! Here's a little gift for you guys...

I miss my PlayStation dammit!

Who else here misses their PlayStation? And I'm not talking about the PS2 or the PS3, I'm talking about THE PlayStation...

For the nOObs who don't know what the original PlayStation is, but of course all of you guys know since you're all fuckin' awesome!

Seriously, I miss being a carefree kid playing Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Tekken, and all the other games that were awesome for the PlayStation!

List of awesome games for the PS

Resident Evil (nuff said)

Crash Bandicoot (Spinning and not getting dizzy... Crash is the man)

Spyro The Dragon (a purple dragon saving dragons 10X his size, badass)

Bloody Roar (turning into animals and kicking ass... even as a rabbit!)

Tekken 3 (kicking ass as a BEAR! OH HELL YEA!)

Road Rash (kicking people off bikes: *jizz*)

Tomb Raider (she's fuckin' hot and jumps twice her height!)

Gran Turismo (Who ever got all the licences? I didn't :'(

Tony Hawk Pro Skater (720 hardflips are impossible? Not in this game!)

Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night (Explore your father's castle and killing him, you need balls for that!)

WWF Smackdown! (Swantons from the top of Hell in the Cell is unforgettable)

Syphon Filther (My first action packed game and there's no sequel on the PS3!!! WTF!)

Ape Escape (Who ever thought capturing monkeys in time and space would be so much fun???)

Dino Crisis (Resident Evil with dinos... were the hell is the sequel with RE4 mechanics?!)

And who could forget... Metal Gear Solid. Yes, Metal Gear Solid, the greatest game of all time!!! (in my opinion). This game had everything, the perfect story, perfect action, perfect plot, characters, setting... everything was perfect in this epic game! Who could forget running around in a cardboard box, choking the shit out of the dumbass guards, and putting your controller in port 2 to kill Psycho Mantis! Till this day I still play Metal Gear and I never get tired of it. It serves as my dose of nostalgia and I love it!

Solid Snake > Chuck Norris... just sayin'

Fallout 3/New Vegas vs Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

All over the internet I have seen people arguing and debating over which game is better: Fallout 3/New Vegas or Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Both games are awesome and they both have been critically acclaimed by the RPG crowd and gamers everywhere... but of course there's always fan wars *shaking my head*

  

Fanboys: the cancer that's killing video games... just play the damn games already, they're all good! I don't want to rant about fanboys right now, actually I feel like talking about video games and that's why I made this post. I want to hear your opinion on which game is better... 

Fallout 3/New Vegas (same exact game in my opinion) with it's awesome graphics, great story, and it's mood of solitude

 OR...

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion with it's beautiful scenery, awesome guilds and side quests, and it's surreal, breathing world

So tell me what you guys think in the comments below and if you haven't played these games then I suggest going out and buying them because you are missing out on two of the greatest western RPGs of all time!

Sorry guys!

I haven't put up a new post since I've been sleeping in the afternoon since I can't sleep at night. Just be patient and I'll put up a new rant or make a reply to Mr. Dan's blog post.

Here's his blog:

http://dgun.blogspot.com/

So go ahead and see his blog and tell me what you think and I'll be working on my next post. Stay tuned!

Here's a video for a bit of compensation

Yep... it was epic wasn't it :')

Ok people, here's the deal!

So as some of you know, Mr. Dan (here's his blog by the way)

http://dgun.blogspot.com/

has been saying that I'm "wrong" and that I think all "kids are stupid" Well I guess that is, in part, my fault for not putting a lot of detail into my post. I don't think all kids are stupid... but there really are a lot of retarded and boneheaded kids out there, and no one could argue with that.

Example of, in my opinion, dumb kids...

  

  But anyways, I really don't blame these kids! I believe that it's the media and parents who let their kids see whatever it is they want! Seriously, it hurts to hear young children curse and wanting to dress a kind of way because "it's their own unique style" when in reality they're just following the crowd! The media puts these subliminal messages in their ads, commercials, and television shows that make them think how it is they have to dress, feel, act, etc, etc. And I'm not just saying this. I've experienced this.

It hurts me that I'm typing this but I too use to watch MTV, VH1, BET, and all those other popular channels when I was young! And you know what those channels did to me? It's like they controlled me to want to dress baggy, listen to rap, and "fuck bitches" (yea it's disgusting I know). I just thank God I grew up quick and decided to be me in my sophomore year of high school. I started to dress how I want and thought of everyone around me (my fellow peers in school) as mindless sheep! And I still feel like that but now I know, in my opinion, that it's the media messing these kids up and it's parents who should regulate what their kids watch unless they want...

a) A thug

b) A wannabe thug

c) A scene kid

 d) etc, etc

  
etc, etc, and etc! If parents don't start regulating what their children are watching and what people they associate themselves with, they're going to end up with something they wish they never bought into this world!

I have so much to say, my fellow bloggers, but I don't want to make this a really long post and I am really tired from another sleepless night. But if you guys want to hear more I'll be happy to make a part 2 of this rant or post or w.e you want to call it. And also, check out Dan's blog and tell me what you think.

http://dgun.blogspot.com/ 

 Oh, and Dan, I know Jersey Shore isn't just a disgrace to Italian Americans, I totally agree with you dude that it's a disgrace to all of us. I just put "Italian Americans" since they are Italian Americans and many people are now thinking that all Italian Americans are like those people in Jersey Shore!

So thanks again my fellow bloggers for viewing and reading! Stay tuned to Rants That You Will Love!

 

A little bit of the 80s is great

Hey any of you guys listen to Metallica or any other thrash band? These are some songs I've always like hearing from time to time...

If any of you listen to Thrash I'd really appreciate if you could answer the question:

What's you're favorite thrash metal band(s)?

If you don't listen to Thrash then just listen and tell me what you think! Thanks! And stay tuned for my next rant!

It's a boring, icy day *sigh*

So New York is frozen stiff with the weather we're having, and I'm not even lying...

 It's like a freakin' tundra out there!!! *sigh* I just got off the phone with the love of my life (the phone died, bad luck like that always happens to us) and now I'm here bored seeing my 360 and thinking... I need new games! All the games I have I've beaten already and I need some good games. So that's why you, my fellow peers, are going to tell me... what's your favorite 360 game? And don't tell me "playz sum CoDs dudez"... I'm tired of that bullshit they call a game.

 In my opinion, Ghost Recon has always been better. These little scrubs think they're so "l337" with their nukes and 40 killstreaks. Dumbasses don't actually notice that most of those kills came from their noobish spam grenades, noob tubes, and that goddamn chopper gunner (I hate that shit!). In Ghost Recon on the other hand, it's you, your gun, and your teammates. Yes, teammates; which COD players forget they have since they're running around playing hide and seek! In Ghost Recon, if you don't use teamwork, 8 times out of 10 you're team is gonna lose... seriously. Yea I know, these little fucks can't handle that.

COD l33t: OMG what the fuck is happening! *pussy switches back to COD... of course*

 So yea guys I'm really in need of games for me to play until Elder Scrolls V (jizz) and Future Soldier (double jizz) comes out which is in a LONG time! So tell me guys...

What is you're favorite 360 game?

Just comment below and stay in tuned to Rants That You Will Love!

Hey what do you guys think about this guy?

Also, what should my next rant be about?! I have a lot of ideas but I want to know what YOU guys want to hear about!

WTF is up with these kids now a days?!?!?!?!

Ok ladies and gents, I guess you have an idea on what I'm going to talk about! Of course, I'll be talking about (no surprise) about fuckin' Jersey Shore! WTF is up with people wasting their damn time seeing fuckin' ities!  

I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities! I can't believe kids actually waste an hour out of their life every week to see one of the most pointless show in the history of television. This is an example of the dumbing down of the American people. Tanned up Italians with fucking blowouts are just a disgrace to Italian-Americans everywhere! And it's not just Jersey Shore. It's almost every show out there! All these shows that these teens are watching are ridiculous and just dumbing them down even more. Since when did MTV become RTV(Reality Television)???

The image says it all my fellow peers. Since the new millennium, MTV has been putting out these pointless reality shows that these sheep have been tuning into like mindless zombies. Dude where the fuck is the music? (even though mainstream shit sucks). *sigh* I just wish that these kids nowadays would think for themselves and start doing what is right. IMO, it's shows like these that are dumbing down our American teens and since they are our future, this is our future...

And if that's our future........... well maybe everything's gonna be fine after all :)

Thanks for your time everyone! You guys are fuckin' awesome and I love you guys 8). Keep in tune with Rants That You Will Love!