Heavy Metal Thunder!!!

Sup guys, here again after ten years... well feels like ten years to me but whatever. I've been home relaxing, playing video games (bought GRAW 2 yesterday again, SWEET!), and eating junk. Yep the good life until September when I'm off to college to become a gym teacher to just chill and get paid to tell kids to do push ups and run laps.

Felt like putting that in here... don't know why but yeaaaaa.......

But that's not what I'm here to talk about! I'll talk about that some other time, don't you worry fellow peoples! I'm here to talk about the THUNDER that is HEAVY METAL! Heavy metal: viewed by sheeples as loud, screaming music that is "WACK" -______-   These assholes don't even know what the hell they're talking about and I won't even get into it. You arrogant little pricks could go back to listening to your talentless, corporate shit. That just means more music for the real music lovers!

I love heavy metal and my favorite sub genre is Thrash. I like Sabbath, Priest, Saxon, Maiden, Zeppelin and all the originators of the genre but, in my opinion, Thrash is the epitome of Metal. Bands like Metallica (before Black album), Megadeth, Anthrax, Testament, Slayer, Nuclear Assault, and Exodus were out making people bang their heads into walls, making blood spill, and them laughing and having a good time! Great times, only I wish I lived in those times. Sadly, I'm stuck in the new millennium. Oh well, what can I do? Build a time machine?

Google is my time machine

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Unlike today's bullshit, Thrash had some of the best musicianship in the world at the time. It was like these guys pull out their music out of their ass, seriously! How Metallica came out with four OUT OF THIS WORLD albums in just 5 years is amazing. How every Slayer song you listen to magically makes you headbang is amazing. How Nuclear Assualt's lyrics make you want to go kick ass is amazing. How Exodus makes you want to kill everyone in their concert is amazing. How Slipknot makes you want to go to Hot Topic and buy Tripp Pants is amazing. Uh huh....

I'm tired of these damn kids always saying how the old music sucks or how heavy metal sucks. What sucks is your fucking music taste you damn imbeciles! These kids think they're badass listening to Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, and other bullshit bands that suck fuckin' ass! They can't even handle the awesomeness of HEAVY METAL!

Lazy Sunday

Its a Sunday and that means boredom (for me anyways). So here's some vids that I have on my favorites on Youtube for those who are bored also...

The Big Pun Of Iraq

You think Iraqis don't get down? Look how this little dude kicks some kids ass for messing around with his girl.

The Matrix: Ping Pong Sessions

You will never look at Ping Pong again... pure awesomeness

Real Warfare

Can't wait for graphics to actually be this good >:]

Poor kid :-/

Haha we all remember this one but here it is with Street Fighter 2 sound effects xD

And last but not least...

Sorry but I had to put this. One of my favorite all time wrestlers and I haven't wrote about him yet? Oh hell no! Well here you go Chris. May you rest in peace.

If any of you are offended by me putting his song up I just want to say that I'm sorry and I don't respect what he did to his family but I do respect what he did for wrestling and keeping it alive with Eddie for all those years they were in the business. May you both rest in peace!

My day yesterday... If you want to hear it

Well I didn't make a post yesterday guys, I'm sorry, but the day was awesome yesterday. It was about 60 degrees outside here in NYC and it's about the same today but I just had to make a post cuz I love you guys. So yesterday I decide to just take a break and go play handball at Flushing with my wife (I'm from Queens) So we went and guess what... all the handball courts were still filled with ice from the blizzard that occurred a few weeks ago. FUUUCCCKKKK!!! I was pissed since we paid 9 bucks for the trip. But thankfully there were some dudes there who got a shovel and cleaned it up a bit. That was awesome except one thing, I got the most painful chest pain/cramp (I have no idea what it was) and it was not going away.

Here's a bit of Flushing for those who never been there. Yep, it's a Chinatown but a pretty cool place

At the park, we met up with my friend Javier and then with my bro David after he got out of school since his school is in Flushing. Then the dudes who cleaned up left after they played. Man these guys love handball! It took them probably 2 hours to clean the court and they only played for 15 minutes! I wouldn't do that unless it was to play football (soccer for ze Americans). So then we got in the court I still had my chest pains so I couldn't play. So my wife played against Javier while me and David were just in the side relaxing.

While we were just chillin there, a Chinese couple started laughing at my bro for some reason. I don't know if it was his ironic Hispanic afro or because his pants were on the ground (yep, he wears em' like that SMH). But you know what, we're relaxing and it's a beautiful day so we just let it go. When we decide to go (thank God because the pain I had became unbearable) coincidentally that same couple is leaving also. My bro is a fast walker so he gets to the park exit first. Me, my wife, and my friend are behind the couple that started shit. I didn't know this but when David walked past them the girl said "Pull up your pants, I'd help you but you're sweaty" but he just kept walking. He then stopped at the exit to wait for us and when she passed (we got to the exit at the same time as the couple) he told the girl "You sed sumptin" (yep, exactly like that haha). She then hid behind her fat chink boyfriend and said "No I was talking to him". David then said "I thought so". That's when the dude decided to go chigga on my bro saying "Yo son, watch who you messin' wit, you a lil' kid". Yea, a fat Chino in his mid 30's messing with my bro who's 15, that dude was badass. My adrenaline pumped but I kept cool and told him "Relax" and my wife told him "You're an adult messing with a kid" so I guess that got pass the duck sauce in his brain and he realized he looked like a total loser in front of his girl and his other friend that was with him. If he would've decided to lay a finger on my bro he would've been dead, seriously. It was four us and one fat chino (his other friend didn't look like he was gonna do something since he was looking at him like he was a retard but even if he did we would've kicked his ass also).So we just went home and I was really tired so I fell asleep once I got there. I was so tired I just woke up at 6 in the morning today which means I slept about 16 hours.

So I know this is the first time I've talked about my life outside this blog but I don't think you guys mind. If you guys do, however, just tell me and I'll stick to what this blog has to deliver which is rants and other funny shit that I find hilarious. So in the comments below tell me...

Should I post up things that happen in my life in his blog? Or should I "keep it real"?

Thanks and stay tuned!

Attitude is back baby!!!!

So I was browsing around my facebook yesterday and I see and update from my friend saying that the Rock has came back to the WWE!!! Then I commented "Where the Cenafags at now!!!!" (I hate Cena, he ruined WWE). So I get up today and I see the full episode of Raw and at the end The Rock came out (I cried a bit and had goosebumps of course) and announced that he will host Wrestlemania! But what I'm really excited for is that attitude is back because he also announced that he is never leaving again!!!

When wrestling wasn't this PG bullshit and every match was exciting.

I mean, seriously, who the hell watches wrestling nowadays? That shit has been getting worse and worse every year with Vince trying to make it a "family friendly" show. Who the hell gave him the idea that huge 200+ pound men could be family friendly?! And all the backstage stuff sucks too! All these new wrestlers suck and have no mic skills except for Cena but that dude is fuckin' cancer! The only people that is keeping WWE alive is Undertaker, Edge, Shawn, HHH, JR, and King! (I would say Matt and Jeff too but they left WWE unfortunately)

Nuff' said

 Who remembers when Raw really was a damn War?! Every match was electrifying and you would never see something coming! And who could forget all those unforgettable moments? From Undertaker almost killing Mankind in Hell in a Cell to DX's shenanigans to Stone Cold stunnering Vince all the time to the very first TLC match with the Hardy Boyz, Edge and Christian, and the Dudley Boys!

I haven't seen WWE in a long time (since Matt and Jeff Hardy left to TNA) but I'm definitely going to star watching again. Some of the matches were even exciting in that episode... seriously!!! I'm stoked because WWE hasn't been the same since it became WWE. I pray that WWF's soul takes control of WWE and give us the excitement that the attitude era gave us! I miss all the cussing, violence, table smashing, chair slamming, high flying action that use to be in EVERY WWF episode, not just pay per views! Back then, every episode was as big as pay per view!  

I'm hoping this is Vince realizing that his show has been sucking cock for so long with his PG shit and it's time to give the real fans what they want and deserved! We've been waiting for hope for so long and the Rock coming back is the last glimmer of it.

I'm trying out this Amazon Associates thing so here are some awesome games that I use to play back in the glory days of WWF. If you feel nostalgic then just click on the game, buy, and you'll be back in the 90s like nothing. Thanks for viewing and STAY TUNED! Oh and if you find this Amazon thing annoying just tell me and I'll stop putting these up, thanks!

 

Phones

Hey guys I'm trying to figure out what phone I should buy and in what service. I'm getting really serious about blogging and supporting you guys also that I want to do it on the go also. 

Thinking of getting this, not sure though

I've been seeing the Virgin Mobile commercials that say they have unlimited text, email, web, and data for 25 dollars a month. Yea, it sounds fuckin' SWEET!!! But I don't know if their service is good over here in New York City so if anyone could let me know I'll appreciate it. But I also want to know...

What phone service has the best deal and service and what phone should I get??? Answer in the comments below and stay tuned!