Friday, February 18, 2011

My day yesterday... If you want to hear it

Well I didn't make a post yesterday guys, I'm sorry, but the day was awesome yesterday. It was about 60 degrees outside here in NYC and it's about the same today but I just had to make a post cuz I love you guys. So yesterday I decide to just take a break and go play handball at Flushing with my wife (I'm from Queens) So we went and guess what... all the handball courts were still filled with ice from the blizzard that occurred a few weeks ago. FUUUCCCKKKK!!! I was pissed since we paid 9 bucks for the trip. But thankfully there were some dudes there who got a shovel and cleaned it up a bit. That was awesome except one thing, I got the most painful chest pain/cramp (I have no idea what it was) and it was not going away.

Here's a bit of Flushing for those who never been there. Yep, it's a Chinatown but a pretty cool place
At the park, we met up with my friend Javier and then with my bro David after he got out of school since his school is in Flushing. Then the dudes who cleaned up left after they played. Man these guys love handball! It took them probably 2 hours to clean the court and they only played for 15 minutes! I wouldn't do that unless it was to play football (soccer for ze Americans). So then we got in the court I still had my chest pains so I couldn't play. So my wife played against Javier while me and David were just in the side relaxing.

While we were just chillin there, a Chinese couple started laughing at my bro for some reason. I don't know if it was his ironic Hispanic afro or because his pants were on the ground (yep, he wears em' like that SMH). But you know what, we're relaxing and it's a beautiful day so we just let it go. When we decide to go (thank God because the pain I had became unbearable) coincidentally that same couple is leaving also. My bro is a fast walker so he gets to the park exit first. Me, my wife, and my friend are behind the couple that started shit. I didn't know this but when David walked past them the girl said "Pull up your pants, I'd help you but you're sweaty" but he just kept walking. He then stopped at the exit to wait for us and when she passed (we got to the exit at the same time as the couple) he told the girl "You sed sumptin" (yep, exactly like that haha). She then hid behind her fat chink boyfriend and said "No I was talking to him". David then said "I thought so". That's when the dude decided to go chigga on my bro saying "Yo son, watch who you messin' wit, you a lil' kid". Yea, a fat Chino in his mid 30's messing with my bro who's 15, that dude was badass. My adrenaline pumped but I kept cool and told him "Relax" and my wife told him "You're an adult messing with a kid" so I guess that got pass the duck sauce in his brain and he realized he looked like a total loser in front of his girl and his other friend that was with him. If he would've decided to lay a finger on my bro he would've been dead, seriously. It was four us and one fat chino (his other friend didn't look like he was gonna do something since he was looking at him like he was a retard but even if he did we would've kicked his ass also).So we just went home and I was really tired so I fell asleep once I got there. I was so tired I just woke up at 6 in the morning today which means I slept about 16 hours.


So I know this is the first time I've talked about my life outside this blog but I don't think you guys mind. If you guys do, however, just tell me and I'll stick to what this blog has to deliver which is rants and other funny shit that I find hilarious. So in the comments below tell me...

Should I post up things that happen in my life in his blog? Or should I "keep it real"?

Thanks and stay tuned!

43 comments:

  1. Sounds like you had quite a day. Apologies about that couple who tried to start something, that kind of thing sucks. You're free to post whatever you feel like, as long as its interesting.

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  2. Your days are way more exciting than mine!

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  4. im agree with napkin,do everything you want to do on your blog because it's your blog

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  5. found that interseting. keep posting

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  6. I'm going to have to go with keeping it real, sir.

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  7. I don't mind you posting about your daily life as long as it's interesting. I hate assholes that have always got something to say to strangers. I'm not a fan of pants hanging off someone's ass, but why would I take the time to bother them about it?

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  8. Haha. wtf. Sounds like you had a mad day!

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  9. At least you had a day, mine was just pure boredom sitting waiting for hours in a crappy hospital, than some not-nice pain in the rectal area due to a 'procedure' involving haemoroids.

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  10. I'm thinking more and more I need to move to the east coast. Ahhhh, need to get out of the midwest!

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  11. hahaha overall it was a sweet day, it's been really warm these past couple of days but winter's coming back tomorrow so yea...

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  12. Hahaha this was funny. I can't believe it went down like that. good stuff!

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  13. Lol wow that's an interesting day.

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  14. keep it real son, no adult should talk down to a kid like that.

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  15. lol looks like a wonderful day

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  16. Good call on not getting into a fight. I don't think they'll let you blog from jail.

    I like the whole bold fonts. It's like the ADD version of your post.

    PS Is it weird that I read your post with John Leguizamo's voice? lol

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  17. PSS, you had me dying at that Fresh Prince paragraph. haha

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  18. do whatever you wan man, its your blog

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  19. Hahaha no dude, I don't have a New York accent. My accent is like a mix at times, sometimes it's a white accent, then a Hispanic accent, and sometimes *gulp* a ghetto accent :P

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  20. Awesome read, it was great weather this week!

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  21. Keep it real !
    And awesome day, jealous ! Sweden is boring ;(

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  22. I love hearing about your days, 500x more eventful than mine.

    Although when I was in highschool I have tales of acts that I'd rather not repeat, especially on the internet.

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  23. Man, I don't know what's better, the post itself or the way you wrote it to bring it so alive. Will be happily following from here on out!

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  24. Fancy trading lives? Yours sounds so much mroe interesting! Funny chinese couple.

    Love the layout of your post, very pleasing to the eye. Keep it up!

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  25. nice post, and the way it looks is just awesome

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  26. Like others have said, post about whatever you'd like. I did laugh at the bit about the chinese couple. Seems they're always laughing at somebody, or maybe I'm just paranoid...

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