Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Heavy Metal Thunder!!!

Sup guys, here again after ten years... well feels like ten years to me but whatever. I've been home relaxing, playing video games (bought GRAW 2 yesterday again, SWEET!), and eating junk. Yep the good life until September when I'm off to college to become a gym teacher to just chill and get paid to tell kids to do push ups and run laps.

Felt like putting that in here... don't know why but yeaaaaa.......
But that's not what I'm here to talk about! I'll talk about that some other time, don't you worry fellow peoples! I'm here to talk about the THUNDER that is HEAVY METAL! Heavy metal: viewed by sheeples as loud, screaming music that is "WACK" -______-   These assholes don't even know what the hell they're talking about and I won't even get into it. You arrogant little pricks could go back to listening to your talentless, corporate shit. That just means more music for the real music lovers!


I love heavy metal and my favorite sub genre is Thrash. I like Sabbath, Priest, Saxon, Maiden, Zeppelin and all the originators of the genre but, in my opinion, Thrash is the epitome of Metal. Bands like Metallica (before Black album), Megadeth, Anthrax, Testament, Slayer, Nuclear Assault, and Exodus were out making people bang their heads into walls, making blood spill, and them laughing and having a good time! Great times, only I wish I lived in those times. Sadly, I'm stuck in the new millennium. Oh well, what can I do? Build a time machine?

Google is my time machine

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Unlike today's bullshit, Thrash had some of the best musicianship in the world at the time. It was like these guys pull out their music out of their ass, seriously! How Metallica came out with four OUT OF THIS WORLD albums in just 5 years is amazing. How every Slayer song you listen to magically makes you headbang is amazing. How Nuclear Assualt's lyrics make you want to go kick ass is amazing. How Exodus makes you want to kill everyone in their concert is amazing. How Slipknot makes you want to go to Hot Topic and buy Tripp Pants is amazing. Uh huh....


I'm tired of these damn kids always saying how the old music sucks or how heavy metal sucks. What sucks is your fucking music taste you damn imbeciles! These kids think they're badass listening to Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, and other bullshit bands that suck fuckin' ass! They can't even handle the awesomeness of HEAVY METAL!

45 comments:

  1. lol, Loved the Mom's minivan demotivational

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  2. I really dug Thrash too when I was younger, you can't argue with the musicianship it took to keep up the pace of an entire set...

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  3. i love power, folk and orchestal metal, and i dont think today's kids has to ruin everything i mean, i dig avenged sevenfold, it might not be one of my favorites but i really like a few of their songs, but still classic rock and post grunge will always be my favorites tho

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  4. i like metal, but metalheads can be soooo embarassing

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  5. Where did the human race go wrong and decide that people like this should continue their lives.

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  6. big lol!

    Followed and will support daily!
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  7. A couple of my friends are really into metal. I never found it to be as good as them though.

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  8. Metal is great. I don't listen to it much, but I enjoy it when I do listen to it.

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  9. I hate that I missed all of the good metal. I wish I had a time machine too.

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  10. I've been to sonisphere and I've seen the big 4. Epic experience^^ THRASH METAL

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  11. Awesome pictures. :P and long live metal!!

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  12. Metallica is one of the bands that got me into metal. Sure their first four albums are great, but I have to disagree when people say the rest is shit. Black Album, Load & Reload are slower, but have very powerful (lyrically) songs. S&M was amazing and did wonders for.....Whatever you want to call combining metal and classical instruments. Yes, Saint Anger is horrid. Fuck that shit. But Death Magnetic, while having a different sound from the rest of their discography, is a good disc.

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  13. Dude, GRAW 2... old school man, damn. Forgot about that game.

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  14. i like more progressive metal. look up periphery, mastodon, and meshuggah. theyre some of the best

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  15. yeah i agree with you. a lot of the old metal is still good today. i'd certainly take metallica's black album over lady gaga any day.

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  16. don't know why people can't just leave us to our music

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  17. @ Robert: Yea dude, I totally agree. I like the albums after And Justice but anything after that isn't Thrash in my opinion.

    @Dilgaf: I've heard Meshuggah and Mastodon, they're really good, I'll look into periphery though.

    @Uncommissioned: Awesome game bro, can't wait for Future Soldier :D

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  18. FUCK YEAH SLAYERRRR

    Haha, I totally agree with you, people should stop generalizing metal, some bands are really, good; although I myself don't really like thrash, even though Iron Maiden and Slayer are my favorite metal bands.

    Also, I don't know man, Led Zeppeling is it's own genre, or should be, it's EXTREMELY blues influenced.

    Just IMO.

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  19. The world has gone soft my friend. My rap music has gone commercial as well. First we were talking about fighting to live in the ghetto, now they're talking about their mansions and cars.

    The world has gone soft.

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  20. I do enjoy some thrash from time to time. For me after AJFA came out Metallica stopped producing good music for the most part. There were some songs from there albums after that one that I enjoyed.

    Fuck Slipknot. :)
    I agree with Tony Storm, power + folk. XD

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  21. oh god...the first picture is awful

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  22. I love ...And Justice for All. Metallica used to be good.

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  23. Nice write-up. Thanks for sharing!

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  24. I always do my paintings to iron maiden. fucking love this post!

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  25. I know that feel, today's music sucks. I love Metallica and Pantera.

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  26. I agree metal died a long time ago, and any new band who claims to be metal, it just false advertising. I'm not really a Metallica fan, but I do have some respect for what they did. Also Glam/Hair Metal is blasphemous, and deserves to burn in hell.

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  27. I used to love metal when i was young

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  28. Wow that metal was heavy ... ^^

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  29. Freaking Hot Topic kids..........I definitely have first hand experience with Slipknot and Hot Topic fans. Not so cash.

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  30. hahahaha, good post man

    + followed:)

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  31. Great post. Stopping by to show some support :)

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  32. Metallica is something I enjoy mostly their earlier stuff, especially the songs Cliff wrote always seemed gold

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